You risk tears if you let yourself be tamed.
'The Little Prince' by Antoine De Saint-Exupery (via northofhopeless)
I guess I forgot this part when I told you that you had tamed me.
A sculpture of the Roman Colosseum, done in a real tooth.
Not sure if cool or terrifying…
if the bacteria in your mouth have evolved to reach the level of Roman civilization, you should probably brush your teeth
That’s not a real tooth.
Don’t waste your time explaining who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you.
"Hard out Here" by Lily Allen
Ugh, so I went out on a date tonight because I put in my OkCupid profile that I would go out on a date with anyone that could beat me in a game of Words With Friends, and the date in and of itself was fine, but he kept like touching my hand and back and then at the end, he walked me to my car, and gave me a hug, which was also fine, but then he went in for a kiss, so I turned my head away, and he just kept trying for it, so I leaned away, and he still kept trying, so I was like, “uhhh no”, so he stopped and apologized and said that he “misread” me like how was a goddamn smile and a returned hug a signal for you to give me a kiss? Because it totally wasn’t.
I’ll see you again.
I’m meeting Dash tomorrow or Sunday, and I’m super excited to see where things will lead between us.
And on a side note, I love his voice.
I need a burn phone to use when guys from OkCupid ask for my number.